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Gloucester — “Presumptuous priest! this place commands my patience” — Henry VI i, Act 3, Scene 1, line 10



Henry VI i Play summary   ·III i 10Scene summary  · Verse
Gloucester

Presumptuous priest! this place commands my patience,
Or thou shouldst find thou hast dishonour'd me.
Think not, although in writing I preferr'd
The manner of thy vile outrageous crimes,
That therefore I have forged, or am not able
Verbatim to rehearse the method of my pen:
No, prelate; such is thy audacious wickedness,
Thy lewd, pestiferous and dissentious pranks,
As very infants prattle of thy pride.
Thou art a most pernicious usurer,
Forward by nature, enemy to peace;
Lascivious, wanton, more than well beseems
A man of thy profession and degree;
And for thy treachery, what's more manifest?
In that thou laid'st a trap to take my life,
As well at London bridge as at the Tower.
Beside, I fear me, if thy thoughts were sifted,
The king, thy sovereign, is not quite exempt
From envious malice of thy swelling heart.
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Original: Presumptuous priest! this place commands my patience,
Modern: You arrogant priest! Only this holy place keeps me from losing my temper,

Original: Or thou shouldst find thou hast dishonour’d me.
Modern: Or else you’d discover that you’ve insulted me.

Original: Think not, although in writing I preferr’d
Modern: Don’t think that just because I wrote down

Original: The manner of thy vile outrageous crimes,
Modern: The details of your disgusting and outrageous crimes,

Original: That therefore I have forged, or am not able
Modern: That I made them up, or that I’m not able

Original: Verbatim to rehearse the method of my pen:
Modern: To repeat word-for-word everything I wrote:

Original: No, prelate; such is thy audacious wickedness,
Modern: No, church official; your bold wickedness is so extreme,

Original: Thy lewd, pestiferous and dissentious pranks,
Modern: Your indecent, plague-like, and trouble-making schemes,

Original: As very infants prattle of thy pride.
Modern: That even babies babble about your arrogance.

Original: Thou art a most pernicious usurer,
Modern: You are a destructive loan shark,

Original: Forward by nature, enemy to peace;
Modern: Pushy by nature, an enemy of peace;

Original: Lascivious, wanton, more than well beseems
Modern: Lustful and immoral, more than is appropriate for

Original: A man of thy profession and degree;
Modern: A man of your religious position and rank;

Original: And for thy treachery, what’s more manifest?
Modern: And as for your betrayal, what could be more obvious?

Original: In that thou laid’st a trap to take my life,
Modern: You set a trap to kill me,

Original: As well at London bridge as at the Tower.
Modern: Both at London Bridge and at the Tower.

Original: Beside, I fear me, if thy thoughts were sifted,
Modern: Besides, I’m afraid that if your thoughts were examined closely,

Original: The king, thy sovereign, is not quite exempt
Modern: The king, your ruler, is not completely free

Original: From envious malice of thy swelling heart.
Modern: From the jealous hatred of your prideful heart.

Henry VI, Part 1 opens with the funeral of King Henry V, England’s great warrior king. The English nobles mourn his death while news arrives of military disasters in France, where English territories are being lost to French forces led by the Dauphin Charles. The Duke of Gloucester and the Bishop of Winchester engage in a bitter power struggle over control of the young King Henry VI, creating division within the English court.

In France, Joan of Pucelle (Joan of Arc) arrives at the French court, claiming divine guidance to drive the English from French soil. She demonstrates her supernatural powers and convinces the Dauphin of her mission. Joan leads the French forces to several victories, including the recapture of Orléans from the English. Meanwhile, the English hero Lord Talbot fights valiantly but faces increasingly difficult circumstances as French resistance grows stronger under Joan’s leadership.

The English nobles’ internal conflicts intensify when Richard Plantagenet (later Duke of York) and Edmund Beaufort, Earl of Somerset, quarrel in the Temple Garden. Their dispute leads to the symbolic plucking of white and red roses, representing the future Wars of the Roses. Plantagenet seeks to restore his family’s honor after his father’s execution for treason, while Somerset defends the Lancastrian cause.

The play concludes with the capture and execution of Joan of Pucelle by the English, though not before she attempts various defenses including claims of pregnancy. Despite her death, the French continue their resistance. Lord Talbot dies heroically in battle alongside his son John at Bordeaux, abandoned by the feuding English nobles who fail to send reinforcements. The Earl of Suffolk captures Margaret of Anjou and arranges her marriage to King Henry VI, setting the stage for future conflicts. The play ends with the English position in France severely weakened and internal divisions threatening the stability of the English crown.