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Phebe — “I would not be thy executioner” — As You Like It, Act 3, Scene 5, line 11



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Phebe

I would not be thy executioner:
I fly thee, for I would not injure thee.
Thou tell'st me there is murder in mine eye:
'Tis pretty, sure, and very probable,
That eyes, that are the frail.st and softest things,
Who shut their coward gates on atomies,
Should be call'd tyrants, butchers, murderers!
Now I do frown on thee with all my heart;
And, if mine eyes can wound, now let them kill thee;
Now counterfeit to swound; why now fall down;
Or, if thou canst not, O! for shame, for shame,
Lie not, to say mine eyes are murderers.
Now show the wound mine eye hath made in thee;
Scratch thee but with a pin, and there remains
Some scar of it; lean but upon a rush,
The cicatrice and capable impressure
Thy palm some moment keeps; but now mine eyes,
Which I have darted at thee, hurt thee not,
Nor, I am sure, there is no force in eyes
That can do hurt.
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Here’s a line-by-line paraphrase of this monologue (Rosalind from As You Like It, Act 3, Scene 5) for performance understanding:

Original: “I would not be thy executioner:”
Modern:
I don’t want to be the one who kills you.

Original: “I fly thee, for I would not injure thee.”
Modern:
I’m running away from you because I don’t want to hurt you.

Original: “Thou tell’st me there is murder in mine eye:”
Modern:
You’re telling me that my eyes are deadly—

Original: “‘Tis pretty, sure, and very probable,”
Modern:
Oh, that’s really cute and totally believable,

Original: “That eyes, that are the frail’st and softest things,”
Modern:
That eyes—which are the most delicate and gentle things,

Original: “Who shut their coward gates on atomies,”
Modern:
That close like cowards when tiny specks of dust approach—

Original: “Should be call’d tyrants, butchers, murderers!”
Modern:
Should be called cruel killers and murderers!

Original: “Now I do frown on thee with all my heart;”
Modern:
Fine—now I’m glaring at you with everything I’ve got;

Original: “And, if mine eyes can wound, now let them kill thee;”
Modern:
And if my eyes can really hurt people, then let them kill you now;

Original: “Now counterfeit to swound; why now fall down;”
Modern:
Go ahead, fake a fainting spell—come on, fall down;

Original: “Or, if thou canst not, O! for shame, for shame,”
Modern:
Or if you can’t do that, then shame on you, shame on you

Original: “Lie not, to say mine eyes are murderers.”
Modern:
For lying about my eyes being killers.

Original: “Now show the wound mine eye hath made in thee;”
Modern:
Show me the wound my eyes have made on you;

Original: “Scratch thee but with a pin, and there remains / Some scar of it;”
Modern:
If I barely scratch you with a pin, it leaves a mark;

Original: “lean but upon a rush, / The cicatrice and capable impressure / Thy palm some moment keeps;”
Modern:
If you just lean on a reed, your palm keeps the indent for a while;

Original: “but now mine eyes, / Which I have darted at thee, hurt thee not,”
Modern:
But my eyes, which I’ve been shooting at you like arrows, haven’t hurt you at all,

Original: “Nor, I am sure, there is no force in eyes / That can do hurt.”
Modern:
And I’m certain there’s no power in eyes that can actually cause harm.

Performance Note: Rosalind is being sarcastic and mocking throughout, building to prove her logical point that eyes can’t literally kill—unlike physical objects that leave real marks.

In Act III, Scene v of “As You Like It,” Silvius approaches Phebe in the forest, continuing his persistent courtship despite her repeated rejections. Phebe responds harshly to Silvius’s romantic pleas, mocking his declarations of love and dismissing his pain as mere theatrics. She argues that words cannot truly wound and that his claims of dying from love are exaggerated nonsense. Rosalind, disguised as the young man Ganymede and accompanied by Celia (disguised as Aliena), observes this exchange and becomes increasingly irritated by Phebe’s cruelty toward the devoted shepherd.

Unable to remain silent, Rosalind intervenes and sharply rebukes Phebe for her pride and harsh treatment of Silvius. She points out that Phebe is not beautiful enough to warrant such disdain and advises her to accept Silvius’s love while she can, warning that she should be grateful for any suitor’s attention. However, Rosalind’s spirited defense and masculine disguise have an unintended consequence: Phebe immediately becomes infatuated with “Ganymede.” When Rosalind departs with Celia, Phebe enlists the bewildered Silvius to help her pursue this new object of affection, asking him to deliver a letter to the young man she now desires, thus creating another layer in the play’s complex web of unrequited love.

As You Like It follows the story of Rosalind, daughter of the banished Duke Senior, who lives at court with her cousin Celia under the rule of the usurping Duke Frederick. When the young nobleman Orlando defeats the court wrestler Charles, Rosalind and Orlando fall instantly in love. However, Duke Frederick suddenly banishes Rosalind, fearing her popularity threatens his power. Celia chooses to flee with her beloved cousin, and together they escape to the Forest of Arden where Rosalind’s father lives in exile with his loyal followers.

To ensure their safety during their journey and life in the forest, Rosalind disguises herself as a young man named Ganymede, while Celia takes the identity of a shepherdess called Aliena. Meanwhile, Orlando, having been warned by the faithful servant Adam that his jealous older brother Oliver plans to kill him, also flees to the forest. In Arden, Orlando encounters “Ganymede” and, not recognizing his beloved Rosalind, agrees to cure his lovesickness by wooing the disguised young man as if he were Rosalind herself.

The forest becomes a place of romantic confusion and resolution, populated by various couples including the melancholy Jaques, the fool Touchstone (who pursues the country wench Audrey), and the shepherdess Phebe (who falls for “Ganymede” while spurning her devoted Silvius). The play’s complications multiply when Oliver arrives in the forest, transformed by Orlando’s heroic rescue of him from a lioness, and immediately falls in love with Celia. In the final act, Rosalind orchestrates the resolution of all romantic entanglements by revealing her true identity, leading to multiple marriages. Duke Frederick experiences a religious conversion and restores his brother to power, allowing the court characters to choose between returning to civilization or remaining in the pastoral world of Arden.